From Jude's Wall (Part 10)
• There is a snake in Africa whose venom causes your blood to not only stop clotting but to come running out of every hole on your body. It's called the boomslang snake.
• If you are a man and pee on a pregnancy test kit and it's positive, you probably have cancer.
• A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined". His grandmother is no longer speaking to him.
• Women end up digesting most of the lipstick they apply.
• It takes longer to say "www" than it does to say "World Wide Web" because of all the syllables.
• In 1991, one Prophet Daniel Abodunrin who attempted to relive the Biblical story of Daniel in the lion’s den, was mauled by a lion at the zoological garden at the University of Ibadan.
• If you throw a cat, it will always land on its feet. The cat righting reflex is a cat's innate ability to orient itself as it falls in order to land on its feet.
• If you commit any crime at sea, you are considered a pirate.
• 94% of people who die while working are men.
• The African tribe of Wodaabe has a mating season in which everyone including married couples are allowed to have sex with anyone they want.
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